Although the story of Clitty Teller is absolutely true I am also obliged to say this is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

This story presents an alternate history which does see these fictious characters interact with real life events and actual people, especially those involved with the James Bond universe. For the purpose of this story all interactions are a work of fiction and the real life persons are fictional.

Certain events in history may have been condensed or changed because…well… its my story and I can do what I want.

All characters referred to in the Clitty Teller movies are equally fictious and any resemblance bla bla bla. Basically if you have an issue with them take it up with the people who wrote the Clitty Teller movies, who are both dead and not real.

Basically the entire Clitty Teller story is made up but I want you to believe it really really happened.

CONTENT WARNING

This story is told as a biography and because I am writing it then it will likely be littered with sexual references, bad language and casual violence. Alcohol, drugs and tobacco will also get a mention.

The story takes place over the course of the 20th Century and into the 21st and will therefore touch upon many societal issues of that particular time such as attitudes towards women, racism and homophobia. Some of the characters you will meet may hold and express negative attitudes of their particular time period.