Quick recap – I have seamlessly and without any fundamental plot holes whatsoever been able to legitimately establish the existence of the Sentient Sex Dolls, put them on Saturn and convincingly return them to Earth.
Anyone still paying attention to this will recall that Gina may not have been the only sex doll who returned from Saturn. So this part introduces the remaining sex dolls – the Version Deltas (or VDs for short).
There are four VDs left and we are introduced to them outside a biker’s bar on the outskirts of town. Because whatever town you live in there is always a convenient bar filled with bikers.
Now as you will have immediately appreciated from reading the previous five parts I do extensive research to ensure authenticity.
So we have four naked sentient sex dolls walking into a seedy out of town bar frequented by bikers. As they walk in the bar goes silent. Two bikers playing chess look up. Another biker sitting by the fireplace reading Voltaire takes of his glasses and looks towards the entrance. A group of bikers practicing the cha cha slide turn off the music and study the new arrivals.
One of the bikers approach the quartet of sentient sex dolls “Well well well. What do we have here?” he asks “Some pretty ladies just walking into our bar. And as naked as the day they were born. You know what this means guys?”
The bar erupts with whooping and cheering, although some choose to politely clap. The biker continues “That’s right! We have enough people to make up our Twister Tournament”
As further cheers erupt it is made clear that these sentient sex dolls are not in the mood to play Twister. Indeed, to fully emphasise their hatred of any party board games one grabs the wrist of the biker and twists it hard. He screams out in agony and another biker rushes over;
“Hey stop that. He’s our best hope for the Inter-Biker Table Tennis tournament later this week”
The sentient sex doll looks at him and says “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”
“Really?” Says the Biker “Cos I am a little overweight and my clothes would just hang off you. No you need to be taking Slim’s clothes over there”
The Sentient Sex Doll walks over to Slim and snaps his neck and begins to remove his clothes.
“Wait!” says the Biker “He may be slim but he has big feet. His boots won’t fit you. What are you? Size 5? Size 6?. You need Dainty Pete’s boots.”
“Looking good now we need to accessorise. Gruff Stu’s belt would really accentuate those hips”
“Now I am thinking a leather jacket to really finish this look off. Mad Matt has the best”
“Beautiful. The blood splatter really does emphasise that glowing eye. When I saw you walk into this bar I saw vulnerability. But now I see you blossom into the woman I know you can be…”
In his dying breath the biker hands his keys to the sentient sex doll. “Be careful the throttle sticks a little”
As we watch the now fully clothed sentient sex dolls ride off on motorcycles we cut back to the strange laboratory as unnamed menacing man is given an update by generic underling.
“Sir four of them are on the move”
The menacing man replies “Good. They will come here. That’s in their programming.” He pauses menacingly, the silence confirming how menacing he is “But there needs to be all five. Find me the other one”
Before we leave this part a quick check in with Spencer. Realising he will struggle to keep Gina hidden from his Mother he decides to introduce her as a Foreign Exchange Student.
So Spencer’s mother unknowingly meets the sex doll that her late husband was screwing just before he died.
Spencer’s Mother: Very pleased to meet you Gina
Gina: You never liked to swallow
Spencer’s Mother: Excuse me?
Spencer: Nothing . She’s French
Spencer quickly ushers Gina upstairs and begins to lecture her on not mentioning having sex with his Dad when he is interrupted by Paul calling him. Paul is in an agitated state.
Paul: Spencer I’ve been watching the videos of Gina with your Dad.
Spencer: That’s gross. What is wrong with you?
Paul: You need to see something
Spencer: Paul I’m not interested in watching my Dad have sex with a sex doll
Paul: No you don’t understand. He didn’t die coz of the crash. He was already dead.
Spencer: What? How?
Paul: It was Gina. Gina killed him
Spencer turns to look at Gina who is sitting on the bed. Her eye glowing a deep red.
To be continued