Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Four

If you have happened upon this before reading Part Three then you need to go read that first.

Come to think of it, if you haven’t read Part Three then you probably need to go read Part One and Part Two as well. It’s okay, I’ll wait.

Finished? Cool. So we start this part at Paul’s house or more precisely in Paul’s basement. Like Spencer, Paul lives alone with his Mother.

However, unlike Spencer, his Dad left the family home and didn’t die because he was too busy copulating with a sex doll than piloting a space craft.

Paul has a back story which may or may not be relevant and probably don’t want to spend too much time on it. So the best way of doing this is for him to monologue while searching for something in the basement.

“ So when my Dad left my mum she burned most of his stuff. I remember looking out the window and seeing her throwing clothes and that on a massive fire while screaming ‘Die Bastard Die’……Followed by ‘Hope that bitch dies too’. I don’t think she took the break up well.

Anyway, I was down in the basement a while back preparing for Games Night….I was trying to find the little man who dives in the bucket in Mouse Trap….when I stumbled upon this box full of tech and manuals.

My Dad was an engineer working for some company. Clearly my mum didn’t get a chance to burn it….Might have been cos it was a heavy box and mum had put her back out throwing the Peleton that my Dad bought her on the fire….Oh, and she had all those injunctions against her to stop lighting huge fires.

I thought nothing more of it until I saw that symbol on the sex doll. It’s the same logo on my Dad’s box.”

Paul finds the box and points out the symbol and matches it to the one on the sex doll. They eagerly rummage through the box, Paul starts thumbing through a manual and Spencer retrieves a device which has two cones at one end and a cylinder metal plug at the other.

“What’s this for?” he asks

Paul flicks through the manual and replies “That’s what connects her to the mainframe”

“Mainframe?”

Paul looks through the box again and pulls out a tablet “This I guess.”

They move to the Sex Doll which stands still and look to apply the connection. They work out that the two cone shaped looking things go over her breasts. Paul holds up the cylinder tube at the other end.

“Where do you think this goes?” he asks as the both stare at the most obvious place it could go.

Paul goes to slide it between her legs when suddenly a hand reaches out and grabs him by the throat.

“INTRUDER!! UNAUTHORISED ACCESS” shouts the sex doll as she squeezes Paul’s throat. Her eye glows bright.

Struggling to breathe Paul asks Spencer to help him. Panicking, Spencer tells the Sex Doll to stop and that Paul is a friend. She turns her head to look at him.

“A friend? Would you like me to activate Group Mode, Matt?”

“No! And I’m not Matt…. We were just trying to access your mainframe”

“You wish to come inside me? Very well”

The Sex Doll becomes silent and hesitantly Paul inserts the tube between her legs. The tablet powers up and Version Alpha GINA is displayed followed by a long menu of options.

They are briefly interrupted by Paul’s mum shouting down to see what that noise was all about.

“Nothing Mum” replies Paul “Our game of Rummikub just got a little exciting”

“You boys and your gaming” she says

“Wow! This is her Operating System. We have access to everything” Paul says returning to look at the tablet.

They both start looking through the menu as the secrets of the mysterious sex doll is revealed.

Paul: This is why she calls you by your Dad’s name. She was assigned to your Dad and his DNA registered which is close to yours. I can change the name to you. I can also change her hair colour, skin colour, breast size….seems I can also give her a penis if you want…

Spencer: No! Just get her to stop calling me by my Dad’s name

Paul: Probably can make her look just like Becky if you want….

Spencer: PAUL!! Just change the name

Paul: Wow! I can equip her with all manner of kinks…..Not even sure what that one is… What’s this? We can access her memories…There’s a lot in here….involving your Dad. Do you want to take a look?

Spencer: PAUL!!

Paul: oh yeh… sure… he was busy though…the last one is dated….oh

Spencer looks at the tablet and sees the date. It was the date his dad died.

Paul: seems that memory is a little corrupted…. I can do a factory reset …. Do you reckon that means she will be a virgin again cos your Dad….

Spencer: Paul!!! Just change the name and stop mucking about with her. We have no idea what we are dealing with.

Paul: mmm…that’s interesting. There is a hidden mode enabled here called ‘Kill ’ . Wonder what that could mean?

Spencer: Probably why she tried to strangle you. Must be a Security feature or something .

Paul: Yeh probably. But why would a sex doll need a security mode? I’ll just disable it though. To be on the safe side……..All done

Spencer and Paul disconnect Gina from the mainframe and stare at her.

Spencer: What are we going to do with an advanced sex doll that will obey my every whim?

Paul just looks at Spencer.

We leave them staring at Gina the sex doll and cut to a room where people in long white coats are walking around purposefully. They are either scientists or dentists. However as there has been no indication previously that this is a movie about dentistry we can safely assume they are scientists.

We track one non-descript scientist as she walks across the room holding a tablet. She reaches a man who has his back to us.

“Professor. Someone has accessed the mainframe”

Menacingly he turns around. Even more menacingly he takes the tablet. With some additional menace you didn’t think possible because of all the menacing stuff he’s already he done he says ‘Who?’ menacingly.

Who could this menacing Professor be? Who? This and more will be revealed probably at some point.

Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Three

Part Two concluded with a sentient sex doll lowering herself to her knees in front of Spencer. She begins to unbuckle his trousers as she looks up at him.

Now Spencer is more than happy for all of this to happen. I get the more romantic of you are thinking hang on a moment isn’t he pining for his one true love, Becky. Surely, his love would mean he’d resist getting a blowjob from a strange naked woman that randomly turned up in his garage.

Well, look, if it makes it easier Spencer was only going to go upstairs and masturbate furiously to Becky’s Insta pics sooooo, you know.

Anyway, as the sentient sex doll is unfurling Spencer’s penis she looks up at him and says ‘I forgive you…..Matt’.

Spencer recoils and stutters ‘Why did you say that name?’ The Sex Doll cocks her head to one side (NB – this is a good cinematic trick because the cocking of the head clearly indicates that they are either an android, serial killer or if it’s an animated movie – a dog)

“Are you not Matt?” she asks.

“No! I’m Spencer….Matt was my Dad”

That’s right. Spencer is the son of Matt who you will recall from Part One was the horny astronaut who ended up crashing into the space station because he was preoccupied with the sex doll.

“Why did you say that name?” Spencer asks again. By now his erection is all but gone. Your lover erotically muttering the name of a dead relative would do that.

“Because you are Matt”

“No Matt was the name of my Father”

“He used to like me calling him Daddy as well”

A beam of red light shoots from her eye and scans Matt up and down. Cocking her head to one side (Android thinking pose) she says “But my DNA scanner says you are Matt…Perhaps my systems were damaged in the crash. I need to perform a full system scan”

And with that she shuts down. The glow in her eye disappears and she remains their motionless. Spencer circles her, curious as to what she actually is and as he admires her naked body he’s probably a little horny as well.

We follow Spencer as he attempts to get the sex doll from the garage to his bedroom whilst avoiding being caught by his Mother, whom has chosen that very moment to walk from room to room doing various chores. After much innuendo and near misses he reaches his room and places the sex doll on the bed.

Spencer checks out the sex doll once again and he’s definitely tempted but any possibility of anything happening is interrupted by the sound of stones being thrown at the window. He looks out and sees his best friend Paul, a nerd who likes to go by the online name of Havoc-P.

Spencer leans out the window and says “Dude, why you throwing stones at my window? Just FaceTime me like everyone else”

Paul replies “I tried you weren’t answering. And it’s games night – thought we could play UNO Extreme” (NB – nerds apparently like to play board games or something so this simple dialogue establishes that Spencer and Paul and nerdish.)

Spencer declines which makes Paul suspicious. I mean who could say no to an extreme version of UNO, right nerds? As Spencer is trying to get Paul to go away the sex doll’s red light shines, illuminating the room.

“What’s that?” asks Paul. Spencer says it’s nothing but Paul isn’t having any of it and after a failed attempt to climb up to the bedroom, he knocks on the front door and is let in by Spencer’s mum.

“Woaaa! Is that a sex doll??” Paul exclaims “I’m glad you’ve moved on from trying to get Becky to go out with you and accepted that this is your best opportunity of having sex.”

Paul leans in closer to examine the sex doll “This is some top quality tech. Must be one of those Japanese models. It’s so realistic. Have you tried it out?”

“No! I’m not sure what it…she…is. I think she might be from space or something. She knew my Dad”

“Your dad? The one who was an astronaut but died in a tragic space accident dead dad? What you think she might be an alien or maybe a cyborg?…. Hang on, what’s this?”

Paul notices a symbol on the inside of her wrist. “I’ve seen this before, amongst some tech my Dad has in the basement”

It’s decided they would take the sex doll to Paul’s house to investigate further. We have a scene of both Spencer with the assistance of Paul getting the motionless sex doll down the stairs while his mum is once again choosing to wander round every room they have to pass doing chores. Much hilarity ensues.

Finally they manage to get the sex doll out the house and hoist her over a bicycle and we leave them en route to Paul’s house as we revisit the crash site. There we see a mean looking man in a black suit and tie speaking into a radio.

“It’s definitely them. They’ve all gone. We may have a problem.”

They? There’s more than one? And why would a group of specially designed sex dolls be a problem? And where are they?

Stay tuned for Part 4 when I may or may not address any of that.

Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Two

Following on from the epic flashback/montage opening the movie settles down as we are transported not to some distant planet but instead to some place in America. A nice pleasant suburb like the one that Marty McFly grew up in. Alternatively, we can set in England like Basingstoke or Margate.

We meet Spencer, fresh out of college and still lives with his mum. He’s cute but shy and fancies this girl but is too nervous to do anything. ….. (Look, I’m not aiming for any sort of originality with this character.)

Obviously you’re all wondering how we went from an astronaut crashing into a space station while copulating with a sex doll to some guy fresh out of a teen romance movie. Well the two will be linked in a very subtle way as Spencer gets home and is confronted with his mum looking angry and brandishing an envelope.

Mum: What is this?

Spencer: Mum!! Jeez have you been opening my mail? I’m not a child

Mum: This letter is from NASA! Why would NASA be writing to you? You know how I feel about NASA! Your father was killed during that incident with the space station and it’s a good job that they abandoned their stupid program and dumped all those strange dolls in space when they sent that probe to monitor Saturn.

See? Seamless.

Now Spencer is none too pleased about his mum opening his post so he storms out and goes into town on a skateboard or bike or something. If it were a musical he’d being singing a song while pedalling away about how he just wants to be treated like an adult.

But it’s not. However, for what it’s worth, if it were there would be a line in it that went:-

You may make my toast, but that don’t mean you can open my post. Ooooohhh just let me be me.

Anyway, when he is in town he goes to the local Cafe and sulks over a milkshake. Also in the Cafe is the girl who he fancies but she’s hanging with all the cool kids led by Dean who is clearly a dick.

Spencer is alone at the table fiddling with a NASA pendant that was his father’s. In case anyone watching thinks Dean with his chiseled good looks and wonderful abs isn’t a dick he’s gonna do something dickish right now.

He grabs the pendant from Spencer and holds it up to the rest of the gang while saying “Oooh what a pretty necklace” to the over the top howling approval of his cock comrades.

Spencer asks him to give it back but Dean still wishing to drive home the fact he’s a dick holds it up and goads Spencer to come and take it. Spencer tries to take it but Dean pats him away with his hand and Spencer falls over the table, landing on the floor covered in milkshake. More unnecessarily exaggerated howling ensues from Dean’s Gang Of Dicks.

The Gang run out the cafe laughing with Head Dick Dean still carrying the pendant. Except not all the gang leave. One person stays, the girl of his dreams and she is called Becky.

She kneels down and wipes the milkshake off him. Becky tells Spencer that what Dean did was wrong and she will get his pendant back. There’s a real tender moment here. He loves her and perhaps she loves him too.

Of course we could make it a little creepy by inserting an earlier scene of Spencer knocking one out to Becky’s Instagram posts and when she is telling him she will retrieve the pendant he was so looking down her top at her cleavage. But for now let’s keep it tender and sweet.

She leaves to rejoin the Gang Of Dicks and we also leave Spencer to be transported to a NASA facility where some generic technician is staring bored at a screen when suddenly an unexpected dot begins.

He says ‘What the?!’ to indicate this flashing dot was both unexpected and important. He taps furiously on the keyboard while staring intently at the screen, begging the question why NASA hasn’t invested in touch screen technology or at least the ability to point and click with a mouse.

Generic technician picks up the phone and says ‘Sir. You’re gonna want to see this’

Keeping the mystery going we do not find out what the generic technician wanted someone to see (it may very well have been a photo of his penis he took in the bathroom). Instead we are back with Spencer and he is on the roof of his house being all broody….. or just recalling the sight of Becky’s cleavage… it’s one of them.

As he stares all angsty into the sky suddenly there is a bright light and a ball of fire shoots through the sky landing with a large explosion in a nearby park.

Instinctively, Spencer hops down from the roof and decided to investigate. He cycles or takes his space hopper to the park where a crowd of people including the emergency services all hover round a crater that has formed in the middle of the park.

If the CGI budget allows we can show the fireball crashing into the park and in the 4K version you can see it landing on a couple having sex – legit I can build a whole back story for these tragic lovers.

Spencer cannot see what is inside the crater because he is blocked by an over officious Police Officer. We see him being moved away from a different POV implying someone is watching him. But who?

He looks over at the crowds who have gathered and sees Dean and his Gang Of Dicks. Dean taunts him by holding up his pendant before sticking his finger up and running off laughing. Becky lingers and shrugs her shoulders with a sympathetic smile. Spencer feels sad, maybe because of his unrequited love for Becky or because he can’t see her cleavage from a distance. It’s one of them.

We follow Spencer home from that mysterious ‘ you’re being watched’ POV. As he is putting his bike, skateboard or pogo stick away he hears a noise in the dark corner of the garage. “Hello? Who’s there?” he calls out as he grabs a crowbar to investigate.

Emerging from the gloom a woman appears. Completely naked with a mysterious glow in her eye. She slowly walks towards Spencer who drops the crowbar out of shock or just sheer horniness.

Face to face with Spencer this mysterious woman says “I forgive you” as she slowly lowers herself to her knees.

Here ends Part Two. More to come in Part Three or we could just skip to Part Six for the bantz.

The Movie Pitch Of Selina XII: The Overlord Unicorned Squirrels From Mars – Deleted Scene

Despite my ten part movie pitch being a well planned story with absolutely no plot holes in it whatsoever , there inevitably will always be the odd unresolved storyline.

For example, many may be wondering what happened to Doll? She was intended to be the love interest of the brilliant but flawed Detective Duprez and she was, as her name suggests, a fully functioning sex doll.

Her purpose in the movie was to give deeper meaning to Duprez. A device to explore the inner turmoil of this complicated man.

Yet the fact that Doll makes no further appearance after Part One has led to suspicions that I just included her for a laugh with no real intention of ever having a main character in love with a sex doll.

Indeed, when we have the emotional finale where Duprez’s ex wife is more than happy to forget about him being a total dick, many asked ‘But what about Doll? You’ve forgotten about Doll!’

Well, my loveable doubters, not so. As the following deleted scene shows the intention was for Doll to reveal a deeper, more sensitive side to Duprez.

The scene takes place after Duprez has visited the zoo. The audience knows the Unicorned Squirrels are nearby and they are cunning bastards.

Duprez returns home to his flat. As he approaches the front door he notices it’s slightly open. His brilliant instincts kick in and he takes out his gun.

Slowly pushing the door open he enters. It’s dark. He reaches for the light switch but there is no power (now that could be due to the sinister squirrels or the fact that he’s not paid his electricity bill – Duprez don’t give a shit about energy bills).

In the gloominess of his flat he calls out “Hello? Anybody there?….Doll?”

Now just pausing there for a moment. I know you’re thinking ‘hang on, Doll is a plastic sex doll. Why call out to her, she wouldn’t be able to reply’.

Well, maybe Doll is a high end sex doll. You know, one of those expensive ones that is able to say 27 phrases in 4 different languages. Or perhaps such is the relationship with Duprez and Doll they have some spiritual connection.

Anyway, Duprez carefully explores his dark flat. Plenty of jump scare opportunities. As he walks forward something flashes behind him – there’s a squirrel in his flat!

He slowly walks through the flat that seems much larger than it ought to be.

Duprez opens a cupboard. A crash of music. It’s okay it’s just an ironing board.

He moves into the bedroom and there in silhouette is Doll. Is she alright?

Duprez nears closer “Doll?”

No answer.

He gets closer to her “Doll?”

Still no answer.

He finally reaches her and in the moonlight it is revealed that….She is alright. Phew!

Happy with Doll’s well-being Duprez seemingly forgets that his door was open. Maybe he just forgot to close it.

Holstering his gun he turns and a Unicorned Squirrel leaps at him. The brilliant reflexes of Duprez means he evades the attack.

A struggle ensues as the squirrel attempts to kill Duprez with many items of furniture being knocked over.

Duprez is cornered, he can’t move and the squirrel bastard launches itself at him for one final fatal attack and…

At the last moment Doll falls into the path of the squirrel, it’s horn piercing the plastic flesh of Duprez’s lover.

Duprez is able to find time to get his gun and shoot the squirrel dead. He immediately moves to Doll and takes her in his arms.

“Doll!!! Doll speak to me” he cries cradling his plastic partner.

The distorted sound of Doll’s 27 phrases crackles through as the high pitched squeal of deflation rings round the dimly lit flat.

“Yeh. That’s it give it to me big boy”

“Doll. Stay with me.”

“Oooh harder. You’re so big”

“I’ve got you Doll. I’ve always got you”

“Faster. Mmmm. Faster”

Duprez desperately searches around in the upturned drawers for the puncture repair kit. The sound of deflation tortures him. With tears in his eyes he finds it and makes a desperate final attempt to save Doll.

“Stay with me Doll” he pleads

“I’m cumming” comes the distorted reply

“No. Stay out of the light”

“I’m cumming”

“No Doll”

Duprez manages to attach the puncture repair patch but it’s too late. The wound is too large and the silly little bit of circular tape too small.

Doll is dead.

The camera pans out to the sight of Duprez sobbing as he cradles his fallen lover.

It was difficult to remove this scene as it added another emotional layer to Duprez and everyone likes a jaded cop on a revenge mission style story.

However the pacing of the movie required it to be removed.

Although it could be stuck in to the Ultimate Edition Blu Ray release when cynically you want to make more money from this.

The Movie Pitch Of Selina II – The Overlord Unicorned Squirrels From Mars – Meet Detective Duprez

Well you’re back so I’m guessing the initial tease of this movie has left you wanting more. Or you’ve happened upon this by mistake, in which case you have a few seconds to go.

Still here? Right so the opening credits end. They need to run for sufficient time to allow the horny guys who had to go and release following the sex scene time to ..ahem…complete. So say at least 30 seconds.

Actually make it a minute so they can pick up something from the confectionary stand.

So the first scene after the opening credits is set in an apartment.

It is the apartment of Detective Dan Duprez. He’s a brilliant policeman but he’s damaged. Three ex-wives and a teenage daughter who doesn’t like him.

Dan solves crimes in an unorthodox way. He’s difficult to work with but no one seems to mind. Nope HR are cool with his inappropriate comments to his colleagues making the working environment rather toxic. His bosses don’t seem to mind that he has on more than one occasion rammed the face of a suspect against the wall of an interview room, only for it to turn out that guy didn’t do it, because Dan gets results.

I understand a brilliant but flawed Detective is nothing new so if you need him to have ‘a thing’. You know, something he can be associated with that separates him from the countless other brilliantly but flawed Detectives….then …I’m thinking he could presently be shacked up with a sex doll.

Hear me out. Firstly we are not just talking about one of those cheap sex dolls but the more modern ones. You know the ones with real feel skin and actual hair.

Next you got to be thinking about the merchandise. We need as many Pop Vinyl characters as possible and ‘Doll’ would look awesome on the shelf next to the Overlord Unicorned Squirrel.

Thirdly, I am quite confident I can fill the 1 hour 30 minutes of runtime with action and killer dialogue. I don’t need to use up screen time by having Nordicesque staring over a lake for five minutes.

However we need to explain crucial plot points to those who haven’t been paying attention.

So I’m thinking Detective Duprez goes home and tells ‘Doll’ about his day, telegraphing all the important plot points that the viewer needs to know….then he has sex with ‘Doll’.

Good eh? Okay but just don’t rule it out.

So in this scene we establish that he is a detective (his badge and gun are hanging on the bedpost), he is a drinker (he kicks over some whisky bottles), he is getting divorced (court papers are on the fridge) and he also has a daughter (photo also on the fridge). He also has opted for a simpler relationship with a sex doll….See, it really does fit in with the character development.

You may disagree but this has the same vibe as a Castaway Man loves Ball thing. Doll will be the new Wilson and she has tits.

So Detective Duprez goes to the fridge and starts drinking milk when the phone rings. He’s summonsed to attend the site of the grizzly slaughter by the unicorned squirrel we saw before the opening credits.

How much more time do I have to fill with this movie? Really? That long?

Okay maybe he can take the scenic route to the murder scene. Lots of atmospheric driving through narrow lanes in the forest with eerie music.

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