Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Five

Following on from Part Four is this Part… Part Five. It’s kind of the middle of the movie.

The majority of this part is taken up with Spencer trying to hide the existence of Gina the Sex Doll from the likes of his mum and would be girlfriend, Becky.

Whilst he could have just left Gina in Paul’s basement he did not totally trust him not to keep having sex with her. Paul’s excitement could visibly be seen as he studied all the things that Gina could do.

Spencer was unsure if a sex doll could be broken but believed if anyone could break her then Paul and his extreme horniness probably could.

For some reason Spencer feels the need to treat Gina with respect and not use her for the primary purpose she was built. He is a gentleman towards her. So he decides to just shove her in the wardrobe in his bedroom.

The next morning, Spencer awakes to find Gina on top of him, slowly lowering the waistband of his pyjamas;

Spencer: What are you doing?

Gina: Your morning blowjob. That is how you like to start the day

Spencer: No!….I mean….No I don’t need you to do that

Gina: You do not wish me to perform oral sex upon you and tell you how big you are?

Spencer: No.

Gina: Do you wish to simply have sex with me then?

Spencer: No

Gina: Handjob?

Spencer: No….I do not require you to do anything sexually with me.

Gina: I am confused. That is my Primary programming. Are you unhappy with my service. Do you require any upgrade? Should I notify Control you wish for me to be replaced by VD?

Spencer: VD?

Gina: Version Delta. Although reports are they are quite buggy. But if you are no longer satisfied with my service then I shall commence the Retirement Protocol.

Spencer: No wait… do not retire….what else can you do?

Gina: I am programmed to provide sexual gratification in 234 different ways.

Spencer: Anything else?

Gina: My secondary duties is to ensure the safety and security of who I am assigned to and ensure they are comfortable.

Spencer: Which involves?

Gina: Mainly domestic chores.

Spencer (looking around his untidy bedroom): Well there you go. I would like you to ummm tidy my room.

Gina: That I can do.

Spencer: Just don’t go downstairs

Spencer leaves Gina in the room and goes downstairs, he grabs a slice of toast from his mum and heads out.

We catch up with him later in the cafe. He is sitting at a table flicking through his phone trying to find out any further information about the mysterious sex doll.

“What ya doin’?’ asks Becky and joins him at the table. They chat and it’s clear she is into him and all Spencer has to do is make the move. But just as the conversation heads towards him asking her out there is a commotion.

Dean and his Band Of Dicks start cheering and whistling. Spencer looks up and sees Gina has entered the Cafe dressed in just one of his sports shirts. She sees Spencer and walks over to him.

Gina: I have completed the task you assigned to me. I even put those magazines under your bed in alphabetical order although presumed Slutty Co-Eds Summer Edition should go before the Autumn Edition.

Spencer: What are you doing here? How did you find me? I told you not to go downstairs

Gina: I have completed my task and require a further assignment. And I am able to track you within a fifty mile radius. I also obeyed your instruction not to go down the stairs by instead jumping out the window

Becky: Spencer? Who is this?

Spencer: ermmm….this is …umm Gina….. she’s…..um my cousin. She’s come to stay with us from…ummm….France

Becky: Hi Gina. I’m Becky

Gina (cocking head to one side – Android thing) : I recognise you from pictures Spencer has underneath his pillow.

Spencer: Gina!! (To Becky) – She’s joking. French humour.

Dean the dick walks over and addresses Gina in own dickish way

Dean: Well well well. What do we have here? Don’t waste your time with this loser darling. You need a real man to satisfy you.

He grabs his crotch to make the point and Gina cocks her head (Android thing) and replies

Gina: Are you suggesting you wish to use your 4 1/2 inch penis for sexual gratification. I am not assigned to you for such a service

Some of the Gang of Dicks snigger and Dean stares sinisterly at Gina

Dean: You’re quite a mouthy one. Maybe I should use this (he grabs his crotch again) to shut you up

Gina: I can change the size of my mouth to adapt to any size. For yours I would have to make it smaller.

More laughter and Dean walks towards Gina. Spencer stands up instinctively to intervene but Dean shoves him away. Gina grabs Dean by throat and lifts him up. He is flaying around, choking.

Spencer: Gina. Let him go.

Gina: But he is a danger to you. Your safety and security is part of my duties.

Spencer: It’s fine. He’s not a danger. Let him go.

Gina releases Dean who falls to the floor clutching his throat.

Spencer decides its best to leave and ushers Gina out the cafe turning to Becky to whisper ‘She’s French’.

We conclude this part with a brief return to the strange laboratory where we saw a currently unnamed menacing man acting menacingly.

Well he is still giving off the menacing vibes as he asks for a progress update report.

There appears to have been five of them sir. Four are the newer VD models and one is an older model who we have been unable to trace.

The menacing unnamed man looks up and says ‘Find Them’ menacingly.

Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Three

Part Two concluded with a sentient sex doll lowering herself to her knees in front of Spencer. She begins to unbuckle his trousers as she looks up at him.

Now Spencer is more than happy for all of this to happen. I get the more romantic of you are thinking hang on a moment isn’t he pining for his one true love, Becky. Surely, his love would mean he’d resist getting a blowjob from a strange naked woman that randomly turned up in his garage.

Well, look, if it makes it easier Spencer was only going to go upstairs and masturbate furiously to Becky’s Insta pics sooooo, you know.

Anyway, as the sentient sex doll is unfurling Spencer’s penis she looks up at him and says ‘I forgive you…..Matt’.

Spencer recoils and stutters ‘Why did you say that name?’ The Sex Doll cocks her head to one side (NB – this is a good cinematic trick because the cocking of the head clearly indicates that they are either an android, serial killer or if it’s an animated movie – a dog)

“Are you not Matt?” she asks.

“No! I’m Spencer….Matt was my Dad”

That’s right. Spencer is the son of Matt who you will recall from Part One was the horny astronaut who ended up crashing into the space station because he was preoccupied with the sex doll.

“Why did you say that name?” Spencer asks again. By now his erection is all but gone. Your lover erotically muttering the name of a dead relative would do that.

“Because you are Matt”

“No Matt was the name of my Father”

“He used to like me calling him Daddy as well”

A beam of red light shoots from her eye and scans Matt up and down. Cocking her head to one side (Android thinking pose) she says “But my DNA scanner says you are Matt…Perhaps my systems were damaged in the crash. I need to perform a full system scan”

And with that she shuts down. The glow in her eye disappears and she remains their motionless. Spencer circles her, curious as to what she actually is and as he admires her naked body he’s probably a little horny as well.

We follow Spencer as he attempts to get the sex doll from the garage to his bedroom whilst avoiding being caught by his Mother, whom has chosen that very moment to walk from room to room doing various chores. After much innuendo and near misses he reaches his room and places the sex doll on the bed.

Spencer checks out the sex doll once again and he’s definitely tempted but any possibility of anything happening is interrupted by the sound of stones being thrown at the window. He looks out and sees his best friend Paul, a nerd who likes to go by the online name of Havoc-P.

Spencer leans out the window and says “Dude, why you throwing stones at my window? Just FaceTime me like everyone else”

Paul replies “I tried you weren’t answering. And it’s games night – thought we could play UNO Extreme” (NB – nerds apparently like to play board games or something so this simple dialogue establishes that Spencer and Paul and nerdish.)

Spencer declines which makes Paul suspicious. I mean who could say no to an extreme version of UNO, right nerds? As Spencer is trying to get Paul to go away the sex doll’s red light shines, illuminating the room.

“What’s that?” asks Paul. Spencer says it’s nothing but Paul isn’t having any of it and after a failed attempt to climb up to the bedroom, he knocks on the front door and is let in by Spencer’s mum.

“Woaaa! Is that a sex doll??” Paul exclaims “I’m glad you’ve moved on from trying to get Becky to go out with you and accepted that this is your best opportunity of having sex.”

Paul leans in closer to examine the sex doll “This is some top quality tech. Must be one of those Japanese models. It’s so realistic. Have you tried it out?”

“No! I’m not sure what it…she…is. I think she might be from space or something. She knew my Dad”

“Your dad? The one who was an astronaut but died in a tragic space accident dead dad? What you think she might be an alien or maybe a cyborg?…. Hang on, what’s this?”

Paul notices a symbol on the inside of her wrist. “I’ve seen this before, amongst some tech my Dad has in the basement”

It’s decided they would take the sex doll to Paul’s house to investigate further. We have a scene of both Spencer with the assistance of Paul getting the motionless sex doll down the stairs while his mum is once again choosing to wander round every room they have to pass doing chores. Much hilarity ensues.

Finally they manage to get the sex doll out the house and hoist her over a bicycle and we leave them en route to Paul’s house as we revisit the crash site. There we see a mean looking man in a black suit and tie speaking into a radio.

“It’s definitely them. They’ve all gone. We may have a problem.”

They? There’s more than one? And why would a group of specially designed sex dolls be a problem? And where are they?

Stay tuned for Part 4 when I may or may not address any of that.