Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn: Part Seven

In Part Six we were introduced to the other four Sentient Sex Dolls, the ease of which they dispatched some friendly Bikers does indeed indicate they are also Super.

We also learnt more about Gina, the Sentient Sex Doll who has ended up in the possession of Spencer.

You have to feel sorry for Spencer who, in a short period of time, has learnt his Dad was shagging a Sex Doll when he should have been piloting a spacecraft and now it turns out this curious Sex Doll may in fact be evil.

This is being pitched as a movie but were it a TV show then the last episode would have ended with Gina’s evil glowing red eye.

This cliffhanger would have many on social media with very little etiquette rush to spoil the episode for everyone else. Just imagine all the ‘Fans React To Gina’s Evil Eye’ YouTube videos promoted with the hashtag #HornyGlowyRedEye.

Also the merch. Always got to be thinking about the merch. Simply by having Gina’s eye glows red rather than her usual white means there would be a demand for a Glowy Red Eye Gina Pop Vinyl.

However it will quickly be revealed Gina has not turned evil;

“Danger. They are here. You are in Danger” she says

“Who are they?” Spencer asks. We can hear Paul’s voice on the phone asking what is happening and not so subtlety enquire if Spencer is about to have sex with Gina.

Spencer disconnects the call to Paul so he can concentrate on speaking with Gina.

“Who are they? What danger? What is happening?” Spencer asks confused and, because he is speaking to a sex doll, a little horny.

Now we could take this opportunity to basically explain and sum up the entire plot of the movie.

You know, the inventor of the Sex Dolls, in order to secure funding made a deal with a shady organisation to weaponise these Artificial Intelligence Fucking Machines. The first generation of sex dolls being the trial run but a clash in the operating system basically turned them into lusty assassins.

This inevitably caused the Space Sex Doll Program to collapse and the Inventor was disgraced. He is, of course, the menacing character who keeps popping up throughout the movie. He has dedicated years and his remaining resources to locating the missing Sex Dolls, bring them back to earth, utilise their murderous power and take over the world.

But we don’t have to really get in to all that so in answer to Spencer’s question of “What is Happening?” Gina simply looks at him and answers with infuriating vagueness

“Destruction”

We do have to deal with the fact that Spencer has found out that Gina kind of killed his Dad in a cruel cold blooded way. The consequence of this was for Spencer to grow up with the shame that his father was just banging a sex doll that caused the deaths of many. The truth was that even though he had totally been boning an android on many occasions that wasn’t the reason the spacecraft crashed into the space station. It was because he was dead.

So we have an opportunity to really deal with some wider issues that will become more relevant in the future society. To what degree can we hold the creation responsible for the wrongs of the creator? If we are to give these tools power are we to be surprised if they are used? Gina was, after all, only following her program. Can we expect a level of morality from what is effectively just a piece of code when many humans themselves fail to care for the lives of their own species? In the search for perfection do we instead pass on our own flaws, making the same mistakes because we fail to recognise our own? Why do we blame toasters for not toasting the bread properly?

It’s deep stuff but also a little wordy to convey in a movie so let’s just deal with all that with expressions. Besides, how can Spencer be mad at Gina for killing his Dad, she has great tits.

But the actor playing Spencer will need to convey these complex issues and contradictory emotions by the way he looks and stares. He needs to show confusion, anger, upset, fear and also being a tad horny. I’d recommend Tucker Carlson doing his monologues as reference.

We cut from this highly emotive staring to see what the other Sex Dolls are up to. They are busy on their motorcycle road trip. And because they are the evil killer sex dolls it’s a murderous road trip.

A hitchhiker, a birdwatcher, a police patrol officer and some guy who randomly stopped on the highway to knock one out behind a bush all succumb to the Sex Doll’s deadly rampage.

Sure, the birdwatcher was a loving father and grandfather who did a lot of charity work and was a pillar of the community. His death was a tragic waste but just look at how great the sex doll’s arse looked and she ripped his head off.

The question many would have is where are they going? Well that’s pretty obvious but in case it isn’t we are back to the menacing man still doing everything menacingly.

We see him staring at a screen, four red dots signifying the murderous troupe of sex dolls as it moves towards a solitary green dot being Gina.

“Ready the transport” says the menacing man who is so obviously the disgraced inventor that we don’t have to explain it with words.

“I do not want to miss this reunion” he says, menacingly.

Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn : Part Five

Following on from Part Four is this Part… Part Five. It’s kind of the middle of the movie.

The majority of this part is taken up with Spencer trying to hide the existence of Gina the Sex Doll from the likes of his mum and would be girlfriend, Becky.

Whilst he could have just left Gina in Paul’s basement he did not totally trust him not to keep having sex with her. Paul’s excitement could visibly be seen as he studied all the things that Gina could do.

Spencer was unsure if a sex doll could be broken but believed if anyone could break her then Paul and his extreme horniness probably could.

For some reason Spencer feels the need to treat Gina with respect and not use her for the primary purpose she was built. He is a gentleman towards her. So he decides to just shove her in the wardrobe in his bedroom.

The next morning, Spencer awakes to find Gina on top of him, slowly lowering the waistband of his pyjamas;

Spencer: What are you doing?

Gina: Your morning blowjob. That is how you like to start the day

Spencer: No!….I mean….No I don’t need you to do that

Gina: You do not wish me to perform oral sex upon you and tell you how big you are?

Spencer: No.

Gina: Do you wish to simply have sex with me then?

Spencer: No

Gina: Handjob?

Spencer: No….I do not require you to do anything sexually with me.

Gina: I am confused. That is my Primary programming. Are you unhappy with my service. Do you require any upgrade? Should I notify Control you wish for me to be replaced by VD?

Spencer: VD?

Gina: Version Delta. Although reports are they are quite buggy. But if you are no longer satisfied with my service then I shall commence the Retirement Protocol.

Spencer: No wait… do not retire….what else can you do?

Gina: I am programmed to provide sexual gratification in 234 different ways.

Spencer: Anything else?

Gina: My secondary duties is to ensure the safety and security of who I am assigned to and ensure they are comfortable.

Spencer: Which involves?

Gina: Mainly domestic chores.

Spencer (looking around his untidy bedroom): Well there you go. I would like you to ummm tidy my room.

Gina: That I can do.

Spencer: Just don’t go downstairs

Spencer leaves Gina in the room and goes downstairs, he grabs a slice of toast from his mum and heads out.

We catch up with him later in the cafe. He is sitting at a table flicking through his phone trying to find out any further information about the mysterious sex doll.

“What ya doin’?’ asks Becky and joins him at the table. They chat and it’s clear she is into him and all Spencer has to do is make the move. But just as the conversation heads towards him asking her out there is a commotion.

Dean and his Band Of Dicks start cheering and whistling. Spencer looks up and sees Gina has entered the Cafe dressed in just one of his sports shirts. She sees Spencer and walks over to him.

Gina: I have completed the task you assigned to me. I even put those magazines under your bed in alphabetical order although presumed Slutty Co-Eds Summer Edition should go before the Autumn Edition.

Spencer: What are you doing here? How did you find me? I told you not to go downstairs

Gina: I have completed my task and require a further assignment. And I am able to track you within a fifty mile radius. I also obeyed your instruction not to go down the stairs by instead jumping out the window

Becky: Spencer? Who is this?

Spencer: ermmm….this is …umm Gina….. she’s…..um my cousin. She’s come to stay with us from…ummm….France

Becky: Hi Gina. I’m Becky

Gina (cocking head to one side – Android thing) : I recognise you from pictures Spencer has underneath his pillow.

Spencer: Gina!! (To Becky) – She’s joking. French humour.

Dean the dick walks over and addresses Gina in own dickish way

Dean: Well well well. What do we have here? Don’t waste your time with this loser darling. You need a real man to satisfy you.

He grabs his crotch to make the point and Gina cocks her head (Android thing) and replies

Gina: Are you suggesting you wish to use your 4 1/2 inch penis for sexual gratification. I am not assigned to you for such a service

Some of the Gang of Dicks snigger and Dean stares sinisterly at Gina

Dean: You’re quite a mouthy one. Maybe I should use this (he grabs his crotch again) to shut you up

Gina: I can change the size of my mouth to adapt to any size. For yours I would have to make it smaller.

More laughter and Dean walks towards Gina. Spencer stands up instinctively to intervene but Dean shoves him away. Gina grabs Dean by throat and lifts him up. He is flaying around, choking.

Spencer: Gina. Let him go.

Gina: But he is a danger to you. Your safety and security is part of my duties.

Spencer: It’s fine. He’s not a danger. Let him go.

Gina releases Dean who falls to the floor clutching his throat.

Spencer decides its best to leave and ushers Gina out the cafe turning to Becky to whisper ‘She’s French’.

We conclude this part with a brief return to the strange laboratory where we saw a currently unnamed menacing man acting menacingly.

Well he is still giving off the menacing vibes as he asks for a progress update report.

There appears to have been five of them sir. Four are the newer VD models and one is an older model who we have been unable to trace.

The menacing unnamed man looks up and says ‘Find Them’ menacingly.

Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn – Part One

You ready for another epic Movie Pitch? Then let’s do it. (By the way that was a rhetorical question because I am doing this whether you want to or not).

So with thrill and excitement still buzzing in your beautiful mind, settle down as the second movie from OfSelina begins.

Now we have a lot to cover in the opening such as how or indeed why are there sex dolls on Saturn. No doubt there will be much chuntering in the cinema about whether these sex dolls are super and sentient or if they are super sentient? And if the latter what does that even mean? Well, who knows and by the end of this … who cares?

So to cram a shed load of back story into a very short period of time we adopt a time honoured Cinematic ploy of Flashback and Montage….

First the flashback. The movie opens with a wide shot of space because, after all, this is a science fiction movie and nothing says Sci-Fi like stars and shit.

‘International Space Station – Sometime Ago’

We meet an unnamed generic astronaut moving through the space station looking for ‘Steve’. A cool continuous shot of him just floating around asking anyone he meets if they have seen Steve. They all shake their heads with one asking ‘Who is Steve?’

Eventually we are introduced to the mysterious Steve who is in the toliet….. masturbating wildly.

(NB Long time sufferers who follow me and have read CONFESSIONS will know that Steve is the name of my ex. I want to make it clear for legal reasons that I am not implying in any subtle way that he is and always will be a wanker. Clear? Cool, back to the story.)

In his haste to masturbate Steve has forgotten to lock the door and unnamed generic astronaut opens it just at the moment of ejaculation causing Steve to fall forward and the consequence of his fervent wrist action flies out. Because there is no gravity we see his jizz escape through the door and it travels the same route that unnamed spaceman had taken. This journey of Steve’s Semen will be one continuous shot as people duck out of the way to avoid the cum’s commute in zero gravity.

This piece of steadicam sauciness will last precisely one second longer than the continuous shot from Goodfellas – just for the bantz. It’ll be cool if in years to come, movie scholars will argue whether Goodfellas or Sentient Sex Dolls is the greatest continuous shot in cinematic history. They will eventually settle on Sentient Sex Dolls being the greatest continuous money shot.

It is also a very crucial plot point. Because as they follow Steve’s jizz the viewer will immediately be struck by the realisation that this is just more than a string of cum, it’s the epitome of the butterfly effect. As we watch it land onto sensitive machinery causing an explosion that tears open the space station you will understand that all of what is about to happen begun by one lonely man knocking one out in the toilet. This rope of semen becomes more of an existential odyssey than Kubrick’s 2001 could ever hope to be.

As the space station explodes the Main Titles begin playing out to a montage of what happens next. We are treated to clips of senate hearings and news reports about the destructive qualities of masturbating astronauts.

Reports of other space calamities caused by Spaceman semen occur and the future of our exploration beyond the stars is under threat. A solution to this epidemic is needed and quick.

A Senator suggests sending women instead but a NASA official replies “Do you know how much it would cost to kit them out in those shiny short skirts and thigh high boots?’

Eventually a group of scientists happen upon an idea – send specially constructed sex dolls to accompany the astronauts.

We cut to the President of the United States announcing that Sex Dolls will solve the Astronaut masturbating crisis. Now, a few years ago a President on the lawn of the White House talking about sex dolls in space would seem implausible but now?…Maybe not so much.

It is as the opening credits conclude that the viewer joins a particular band of intrepid and no longer sexually frustrated astronauts as they journey to the newly built Space Station.

In the cockpit is Matt. Quick back story Matt is the younger brother of Steve the wanker. This is revealed by some clever dialogue between Matt and the Control Centre.

Control: Okay Matt. Now comes the tricky part. You’ll need to concentrate for the link up. Clear your mind. Don’t think about the fact that your family was disgraced because of your brother Steve’s persistent masturbation addiction which caused an entire space station to explode.

We also know Matt is married with a kid. He looks up at two photos he has hanging from the cockpit. One a photo of his wife and child smiling by a tree and the other photo a more saucier one of his wife in lingerie. It is the latter that Matt stares at and with the sound of Control telling him to concentrate he turns to look at one of the sex dolls that accompanies him in the cockpit.

Maybe he has time for just a quick one?

He grabs the sex doll and begins wild lovemaking. The scene plays out with Matt lost in lust adopting all manner of sex positions all to the sounds of lights flashing, alarms, screaming and the increasingly irritated voice of Control.

What’s happening Matt?

Matt? Concentrate

Matt, are you fucking the Sex Doll?

Someone needs to get in there and disassemble that sex doll. Jeez this whole family are just wankers.

As the sex doll is riding Matt to a climax he looks over her shoulder through the cockpit window to witness the craft about to collide with the space station.

Matt’s final words are ‘Ooooh Fuck. Forgive me’.

Wide shot of the space station exploding. Probably if the CGI budget is tight can just use the same shot of the first station exploding but flip the image or something.

And that concludes the opening. Now you might think there’s a lot of throwaway stuff in there but all what you have witnessed will be relevant as the rest of the movie unfolds. Probably.

I know you have questions. How do the Sex Dolls end up on Saturn? So are they going to be Super and Sentient or just Super Sentient? And, you really are doing this aren’t you?

As always all these questions and more will be answered in a tightly woven plot with zero holes in it at all.

And yes whilst I haven’t actually explained how these Sex Dolls end up being from Saturn I have managed in the opening scene to put them vaguely yet plausibly in space during a montage which was pretty cool.

Stay Tuned for more Super Sentient Sex Dolls From Saturn