So earlier today I decided I was going to write a comic that takes inspiration from when comics were great. Apparently, they are really rubbish now.
I did some research about what people consider to be a great comic. Helpfully there is this guy on YouTube who does videos about what’s great and what’s rubbish.
So I think I will do a crowdfunded comic that really pays homage to the what was once great.
The working title is Scantily Clad Women Go On A Top Secret Mission With Buff Men.
However I am toying with the idea of calling it Super Tactical Slut Force.
Now I have zero writing experience in comics and so appreciate that you may be reluctant to part with money for a comic.
So below is an example scene which I think you agree is amazing.
Slutface reaching up to grab her TITS*
(* Tactical Intelligent Titanium Suit)
Hank : Hey sweetcheeks need a hand?
Slutface: I’m trying to get my TITS so I’m ready for the mission
Hank (grabbing at Slutface’s voluptuous breasts) : You mean these?
Slutface (giggling): Oh Hank. We don’t have time. An army of buff men are on their way to attack us. They will be here any minute.
Hank (grabbing her breasts tighter): We’ve got time.
Slutface: They will be here in five minutes and you are such an amazing lover and you know I can’t resist
Hank: I know. You’ll want it a second time
Slutface: And I can’t have my own desire for your buffness risk the base being destroyed.
Hank: The sacrifices you make for your country.
Slutface: I know. Now help with these TITS.
…… Haaaannnk – the other TITS
So there you go. I’m gonna make comics great again.