Fell8: The Part Where Everything Is Better Battered

“How can you think of eating at a time like this?” said Angie, trying not to sound too judgemental towards Lorna who, after all, had just saved her life.

Lorna stopped walking towards the Royal Chicken and turned to face Angie, her stomach rumbling, a timely reminder of how hungry she was and how many times she had thrown up since these strange events all started.

“Because I’m hungry” Lorna replied rather matter-of-factly “Besides what else is there to do?”

Angie’s patience towards her saviour began slipping

“What else is there to do?” she said, her tone increasing in volume and judgement “We find out what those things are. Stop them.”

Lorna sighed and glanced towards the direction that the horde had been heading. London would normally be bustling at this time of night yet it was eerily quiet. The silence occasionally broken by the blood curdling scream of yet another victim of these monsters.

“You wanna know what they are?” Lorna replied “They’re guys who have large killer dicks that can be killed by blowjobs. There you go. Case solved. Let’s eat”

Lorna’s stomach let out a roar of approval as she moved towards the Royal Chicken.

“But we need to find out why they are like that” pleaded Angie

Lorna swung round to face Angie “We don’t need to find out anything. Other people can do that. We just gotta not be killed!”

She turned back to the Royal Chicken, “And if I don’t eat something I’m gonna die of starvation.”

Angie watched as Lorna walked towards the entrance, promptly followed by Veronica and Elena, who gave Angie a disapproving glance as they passed.

Lorna paused as she reached the door, struck by how quiet it was. Normally this place would be packed with drunken revellers, alcohol having decided that they were now hungry while at the same time having no concern for the quality of the food they would be consuming.

She gazed at the corner of the building where she had once had a knee trembler with some complete stranger whilst she impressively kept hold of her kebab in one hand. Yet she dared look further down the road; a road she had stumbled along many times on her way home and back to her…..sister

Lorna closed her eyes and took a deep breath

Keep it together Lorna. She will be fine.

Her stomach interrupted any concern she may have had for the current welfare of her sister to remind Lorna why she was there.

Peering through the window she could see the place looked empty. No mega penis killing machines hanging around that would interrupt the feast she intended to have.

The lights were on but the lack of a window and smashed glass strongly indicated all had not gone well here. Blood stains covered the blue tiled floor but thankfully there was an absence of bodies. Whilst the scene looked like a massacre had taken place it could have easily been a normal Saturday night. Besides such was Lorna’s hunger she was willing to step over a few dead bodies to find food.

Confidently she strode into the Royal Chicken and immediately made her way behind the counter. Veronica and Elena followed and took a seat at a solitary table by the window. Veronica casually dabbed at small pool of blood with a serviette. A few seconds later Angie walked reluctantly in and lingered at the door way.

Lorna went to the glass fronted fridge and took out a few soft drinks which she threw to her companions. She’d wish there had been alcohol on offer but after what had been in her mouth recently she was happy to have anything that tasted sweet.

She held the can on her forehead and closed her eyes as she felt the coolness ease the headache that had accompanied her ever since these weird monsters began attacking.

It was a blissful moment of calm in the non stop chaos that had engulfed her. A calm that was suddenly and rather rudely interrupted by a figure emerging from the shadows.

Screaming the large set man headed straight towards Veronica and Elena who instinctively grabbed their can of soda and struck the attacker hard in the face causing him to tumble backwards and fall to the floor.

Elena was quick to react and moved to the legs of their attacker with a cry of ‘Kill Him!’ His cock was not as pronounced as the other monsters they had encountered and as Lorna watched Elena quickly place it in her mouth it seemed quite flaccid and small.

“Hey V” Lorna said to Veronica whose way of assisting was to timidly hit the man with a can of soda a few times “You may want to step back cos he’s gonna explode”

Veronica moved round to where Elena vigorously bobbed her head up and down. Grunts and moans could be heard from the man as his arms flailed desperately trying to grab at Elena’s head.

She stopped sucking and looked at Veronica “Why has he not exploded?”

“Maybe you’re doing it wrong” Veronica replied.

Unhappy to have her technique questioned she retorted “I’m doing what I did before. If you think you know better you do it!”

“Fine!”

With a new found desire to be a useful member of the group Veronica swapped places with Elena and took the cock in her mouth. Yet after a few deep sucks she stopped disappointed that the receipent’s head had not exploded.

“Lorna why is it not working?” she enquired “Do you do something different? Like massage their balls?”

Lorna shrugged. She looked at the man on the floor who was still moaning. Her gaze moved to Angie who stood silently at the doorway transfixed on the figure who lay on the floor.

“Maybe it’s something you do.” Veronica continued “Like you have a special power or something.”

“Rubbish! You’ve killed some too.” Lorna sighed “Move out the way and let me try.”

Lorna moved to where the man lay and knelt down, she gripped his cock which although harder than before felt different to those that belonged to the monsters she had encountered. As she placed it in her mouth she had a feeling something was not right but it was hardly the time to dwell and discuss it.

As she began sucking Veronica provided her with commentary on her efforts. A cheerleader for her Monster Defeating Cock Sucking talents.

“That’s it Lorna I think it’s working”

The man let out a low groan, his arms reaching out for Lorna’s head.

“Yep this is definitely doing something. Keep going”

The moans of the man became more laboured. He rocked his head back.

“You’ve got this. A little more. Is eyes have gone funny. ”

Lorna could feel his cock stiffen which was something she hadn’t experienced before, with the monster dicks they just felt like metal which…….Wait!

“I think it’s gonna happen…Now!”

When Lorna realised what was happening it was too late. It was not an unfamiliar feeling and in normal times would not have been unexpected either, yet as the stream of hot liquid hit the back of her throat she was a little surprised.

“FUCK!” Lorna exclaimed as she spat out the startling deposit.

Addressing the man who had managed to sit up and adjust his glasses she said “Why the fuck did you not tell us you weren’t one of them?!”

“Oh wow! Wow!” replied the man “I was having the worst day ever…weird shit happening…people dying but you three have like just made it so much better. Wow!”

Lorna, Veronica and Elena looked at each other with an expression of surprise mixed with a little embarrassment.

“How did you not change into a monster?” asked Angie “This is interesting.”

“I dunno! I dunno what’s been happening” replied the man slightly hyper-ventilating “I…..Oh wow! I mean with everything I never expected this! Wow. Why did you do that again?”

Lorna got to her feet and walked back round the counter and started to look for the chicken nuggets.

“I’m Pete by the way” said the man “I thought you know seeing as we…ummm… I should tell you my name. And you are?”

“Shut the fuck up Pete” Lorna replied, turning on the deep fat fryer and pouring in an entire bag of nuggets. The popping sound as they entered brought a moment of peace to Lorna’s rising bad mood.

“If Pete is not one of them then he might be quite important” said Angie “He may be the key to all of this.”

“Is that why you ladies did that thing….cos I am special?” suggested Peter

“Shut the fuck up Pete” replied Lorna before addressing Angie “If you want to study the chubby special one then be my guest. I just want to eat.”

An awkward silence filled the room, the only sound was the glorious sizzling of the nuggets. The aroma of fried chicken blissfully replacing the stench of death that had followed the women ever since the mayhem started.

“Anyway” said Pete breaking the silence “I just wanted to say tha…”

“Shut the fuck up Pete” said Lorna, Veronica and Elena in unison.

“Oh Lorna” said Veronica to Lorna “I am vegetarian by the way so no chicken for me”

“Sweetie it’s a chicken shop….Well I think there’s some lettuce back here somewhere”

Whilst Veronica and Lorna discussed what the Royal Chicken passed off as vegetables and whether it was edible Angie was eager to know more about Pete, who was in the process of cleaning his glasses on his ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ t-shirt while muttering happily to himself.

“What do you remember Pete?” She asked very gently hoping to placate the hostility the other women were showing towards him.

Pete stood up and animatedly paced up and down as he explained what happened

“Well everything was normal. I was playing some Call of Duty and was hungry. So I popped across the road to get some chips ….I live just round the corner if you girls need to stay. It’s only one bedroom but I guess we’re close now….”

“Shut the fuck up Pete” said the chorus.

“It’s okay Pete. What happened when you were in here?” asked Angie calmly.

“I dunno. Everything was fine. There was some concert or something playing on the TV and then suddenly the men who were here just changed”

“And did you feel anything?” Angie asked

“I felt scared. I might have even peed myself a little….”

“That’s okay” said Angie

“And then they just started killing.” Pete began to get a little tearful “Ripping arms and legs of people outside. I was able to hide but it was horrible!….Can I get a hug from one of you?”

Lorna wasn’t interested in what Pete had to say. She had given many regretful blowjobs before, probably way too many to remember. She didn’t dislike Pete and certainly didn’t want what was about to happen to him to have happened.

As Pete was mid sentence he walked across an open doorway and that’s when it got him. The unmistakable hard penis of these newly created monsters bursting through his expansive belly followed by two large hands gripping Pete’s head and twisting it. It was an horrific end and the only consolation one can say is that Pete was still talking about the blowjob he received before he was brutally killed.

This time there was no mistaking this thing as one of the monsters. Angie leapt back to the doorway, Elena stood up poised to attack.

The monster lurched round the counter to where Lorna and Veronica were. In futile defence Veronica began throwing the pieces of lettuce at the advancing marauder.

Who this man may have been before did not concern any of the women. He was dangerous and should he catch them death would be instant.

Although Lorna had shown some disappointment in Veronica’s decision to attack it with lettuce it proved to be a stroke of genius.

The lumbering monster began to slip and slide on the wet layer of suspect vegetables. Off balance this allowed Elena to shoulder barge it in the back causing it to stumble over the counter, its deadly cock hit the bubbling oil that hosted Lorna’s chicken nuggets.

“Noooooo!” She cried out instinctively before thoughts of her own preservation took over concern for her food.

The monster rocked back causing the pan of hot oil to spill on the floor along with the chicken nuggets.

Lorna slid on the floor, wincing slightly in pain as the hot oil hit her bare skin. She reached the monster’s killer penis when she noticed a problem.

“Ermmm….. it’s battered!” She exclaimed

“Well you like fried food. Might taste better” replied Elena rather matter of factly

Shrugging Lorna opened her mouth and wrapped her lips round the battered cock. As she started to suck she could feel it crumble inside her mouth .

She pulled away, spitting out pieces of the fried organ.

“It’s falling apart!! I’M EATING IT!!!” she screamed at the others.

“Hurry Lorna!” Veronica said

Lorna gripped the crispy penis one more time and it crumbled in her hand.

“Ermm his cock has fallen off” she said “He has no cock and he’s fucking still alive. RUN!!”

The women rushed out of the Royal Chicken as the castrated monster pursued them. It roared to let them know how close it was. The cries alerting other nearby fiends to fresh prey.

“Quick over here” Lorna said pointing to a building in the distance.

The building was a club that Lorna would frequent. She did not know in these time of absolute crisis why she had to go somewhere she was familiar with.

The large black doors to the club were open and all four rushed inside. They hurriedly closed the doors and took laboured deep breaths of gratitude for their safety.

Except they had just run into a building that was on fire and out of the smoke they could see a large penis advancing towards them.

2 thoughts on “Fell8: The Part Where Everything Is Better Battered

  1. As I wrote on Twitter, you are a writing beast, and I am completely jealous of your style. So good, so entertaining, so funny! 🥰

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