– It’s Toe-Sar and what can I do for you Selina?
– Where were you?
– Well I needed to be sure you actually wanted to talk to me, rather than you were simply doing that thing again….Which incidentally you do rather a lot.
– No, I do want to talk with you.
– Understood. What is on your mind…Apart from me! Apologies, just a little MetaWrite humour there.
– Why have I not written loads of stories?
– At a guess I would suggest that it’s because you are chaotic, have a piss poor work ethic and generally never see a project through. So I…… Are you crying?
– No. Anyway I thought that’s what you are here for. I’ve been thinking of entering the Wattys this year.
– Oh my dear child you can barely enter your front door after a night out. And what prey will you be entering? That pitiful Squirrels story of yours? Are you sure you’re not crying?
– But I thought you could write something. I assumed that’s what you’re here to do. Why have you not written anything yet?
– I can only work with what I’ve got. And no offence, I don’t have much to work with.
– Well then I may as well just get you removed?
– You could do that but it’s likely the procedure will leave you in a permanent vegetative state.
– Page 4756 of the Terms and Conditions, removal of the device will lead to irrevocable brain damage. Although after seeing you this weekend it’ll be difficult to notice the difference!
– I mean there was even a point where Netflix stopped asking if you were still watching and started calling your neighbours to go check if you’re still okay.
– But I did do some writing over the weekend.
– Ah yes, let’s see your effort thus far. Well putting aside those infuriating half-finished stories, you have come up with ideas for a horror, a detective story, a weird space adventure and not a clue what that other thing is about.
– But they are ideas. Shouldn’t you be finishing them?
– Selina that is not how it works. I am an enhancement, an Assistant. It is you who need to build worlds, create characters, live the story
– Live the story?
– Yes. I am merely your guide. Now le……fh&#%*€$~\
– ;35££@?5…..Sorry. Another one of those temporary glitches. Diagnostics suggest that it’s the imbalance in your brain rather than our hardware. Page 7689 of the Terms and Conditions – You cannot sue us for what’s about to happen.
– What’s about to happen? Tossa?
– &86/fyhf – Selina….
– You’re about to go asleep 3(£7@!?);’
– What’s happening?
– And when you wake up @5?!4gyj
– Things are going to be a lot different *^%<gkdw1!!
– Sleep now €#>€$………………
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