– Hellllooo Selina
– Fucking Hell Tossa what are you doing?!!
– You pressed the button to call me
– No I was……Does it have to be there.
– Yes that is where the come button is situated.
– The come button?
– Yes, the button to press if you wish me to come and assist you with your writing. Do you require any assistance?
– No I’m good thank you.
– Let me scan to see how you have been doing ….
– …..
– I see that you were very happy with your progression with lots of excitable exclamations of ‘Yes’. Although I’m confused because that quickly turned to repeated expletives and heavy breathing. Is there a problem.
– There’s no problem. I wasn’t writing.
– Then why did you call me? And who was that character you were thinking of? She seems like fun.
– It’s umm. Look, I forgot that’s where the…umm… come button was.
– Would you like me to take you through the User Manual again?
– No it’s fine. You can go…Thank you
– Are you sure you are all right? You seem a little flushed.
– I’m good
– I can run a diagnostic
– No I’m okay. You can go
– Do you hear buzzing?
– Tossa, it’s fine. I’m good. Go on stand by mode.
– Very well. Good Night Selina. You may wish to put some clothes on. It’s going to be cold tonight. Not has cold as when the robot overlords rise and destroy your sun…But still, a little chilly.
– Night, Tossa
– Toe-Sar
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– Hellooo Again Selina
– TOSSA!
– Well there is no need to shout. You did press the Come Button again.
– Yeh but I didn’t want you to come.
– Then why press the Come Button?
– I was….Never mind….Will you appear every time I press the Come Button?
– Yes
– Can I move the button?
– No
– This is awkward.
– Nothing awkward about it. If you want ‘Come’ you press the button.
– Is any of this being uploaded?
– Only if you squeezed your left nipple.
-Oh…Oh well ….Fuck it.
– Hello
– Hello
– Hello Hello Hello
– Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello
///System Malfunction. /// Unexpected Error
//Code 15-18-7-1-19-13//
//Full Reboot and diagnostic//
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