If you have happened upon this before reading Part Three then you need to go read that first.

Come to think of it, if you haven’t read Part Three then you probably need to go read Part One and Part Two as well. It’s okay, I’ll wait.

Finished? Cool. So we start this part at Paul’s house or more precisely in Paul’s basement. Like Spencer, Paul lives alone with his Mother.

However, unlike Spencer, his Dad left the family home and didn’t die because he was too busy copulating with a sex doll than piloting a space craft.

Paul has a back story which may or may not be relevant and probably don’t want to spend too much time on it. So the best way of doing this is for him to monologue while searching for something in the basement.

“ So when my Dad left my mum she burned most of his stuff. I remember looking out the window and seeing her throwing clothes and that on a massive fire while screaming ‘Die Bastard Die’……Followed by ‘Hope that bitch dies too’. I don’t think she took the break up well.

Anyway, I was down in the basement a while back preparing for Games Night….I was trying to find the little man who dives in the bucket in Mouse Trap….when I stumbled upon this box full of tech and manuals.

My Dad was an engineer working for some company. Clearly my mum didn’t get a chance to burn it….Might have been cos it was a heavy box and mum had put her back out throwing the Peleton that my Dad bought her on the fire….Oh, and she had all those injunctions against her to stop lighting huge fires.

I thought nothing more of it until I saw that symbol on the sex doll. It’s the same logo on my Dad’s box.”

Paul finds the box and points out the symbol and matches it to the one on the sex doll. They eagerly rummage through the box, Paul starts thumbing through a manual and Spencer retrieves a device which has two cones at one end and a cylinder metal plug at the other.

“What’s this for?” he asks

Paul flicks through the manual and replies “That’s what connects her to the mainframe”

“Mainframe?”

Paul looks through the box again and pulls out a tablet “This I guess.”

They move to the Sex Doll which stands still and look to apply the connection. They work out that the two cone shaped looking things go over her breasts. Paul holds up the cylinder tube at the other end.

“Where do you think this goes?” he asks as the both stare at the most obvious place it could go.

Paul goes to slide it between her legs when suddenly a hand reaches out and grabs him by the throat.

“INTRUDER!! UNAUTHORISED ACCESS” shouts the sex doll as she squeezes Paul’s throat. Her eye glows bright.

Struggling to breathe Paul asks Spencer to help him. Panicking, Spencer tells the Sex Doll to stop and that Paul is a friend. She turns her head to look at him.

“A friend? Would you like me to activate Group Mode, Matt?”

“No! And I’m not Matt…. We were just trying to access your mainframe”

“You wish to come inside me? Very well”

The Sex Doll becomes silent and hesitantly Paul inserts the tube between her legs. The tablet powers up and Version Alpha GINA is displayed followed by a long menu of options.

They are briefly interrupted by Paul’s mum shouting down to see what that noise was all about.

“Nothing Mum” replies Paul “Our game of Rummikub just got a little exciting”

“You boys and your gaming” she says

“Wow! This is her Operating System. We have access to everything” Paul says returning to look at the tablet.

They both start looking through the menu as the secrets of the mysterious sex doll is revealed.

Paul: This is why she calls you by your Dad’s name. She was assigned to your Dad and his DNA registered which is close to yours. I can change the name to you. I can also change her hair colour, skin colour, breast size….seems I can also give her a penis if you want…

Spencer: No! Just get her to stop calling me by my Dad’s name

Paul: Probably can make her look just like Becky if you want….

Spencer: PAUL!! Just change the name

Paul: Wow! I can equip her with all manner of kinks…..Not even sure what that one is… What’s this? We can access her memories…There’s a lot in here….involving your Dad. Do you want to take a look?

Spencer: PAUL!!

Paul: oh yeh… sure… he was busy though…the last one is dated….oh

Spencer looks at the tablet and sees the date. It was the date his dad died.

Paul: seems that memory is a little corrupted…. I can do a factory reset …. Do you reckon that means she will be a virgin again cos your Dad….

Spencer: Paul!!! Just change the name and stop mucking about with her. We have no idea what we are dealing with.

Paul: mmm…that’s interesting. There is a hidden mode enabled here called ‘Kill ’ . Wonder what that could mean?

Spencer: Probably why she tried to strangle you. Must be a Security feature or something .

Paul: Yeh probably. But why would a sex doll need a security mode? I’ll just disable it though. To be on the safe side……..All done

Spencer and Paul disconnect Gina from the mainframe and stare at her.

Spencer: What are we going to do with an advanced sex doll that will obey my every whim?

Paul just looks at Spencer.

We leave them staring at Gina the sex doll and cut to a room where people in long white coats are walking around purposefully. They are either scientists or dentists. However as there has been no indication previously that this is a movie about dentistry we can safely assume they are scientists.

We track one non-descript scientist as she walks across the room holding a tablet. She reaches a man who has his back to us.

“Professor. Someone has accessed the mainframe”

Menacingly he turns around. Even more menacingly he takes the tablet. With some additional menace you didn’t think possible because of all the menacing stuff he’s already he done he says ‘Who?’ menacingly.

Who could this menacing Professor be? Who? This and more will be revealed probably at some point.